cnnbreaking:

when you are so desperate you go to the second page of google results

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person:  do u want to hang out
me:  i have to ask my mom
me:  *doesn't ask her*
me:  she said no

onefitmodel:

realising that we’re almost halfway through the year 2013 and i have literally achieved nothing 

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do you ever just rub your eyes so hard that you just start entering some other fucking galaxy of swirls and patterns 

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-everysecond:

i think taylor swift should walk in while kim kardashian is in labor and say “hey kanye i know you’re having a baby and all, but i just wanted to say that beyonce had the best baby of all time”

(via acheleismyobsession)